- cheetos: the special capsules that can make a man larger.
- Madden 2009: LOL you're still buyin' this shit too bad we bought out NFL rights
- e-harmony: getting u laid unless ur fat lol
- LG Mobile: Buying a better cell phone SAVES THE CHILDREN.
- 7 days: 7th generation photocopy of other shitty scifi shows
- 7 days: this show sucks so hard RTQP had to write a second slogan
- net neutrality: ensuring bit torrent can transfer legal data.
- GEICO: 15 advertisements could create a bunch of viral marketing in your brain
- Guitar Hero: For Fucks That Are Too Lazy To Learn Guitar
- Rock Band: For Fucks That Are Too Lazy To Learn Guitar And Have No Girlfriend To Blow Their Cash On
- spike tv: gender equality is temporarily suspended here
- A WEEK'S SUPPLY OF PLACEBOS FOR THE COST OF A POSTAGE STAMP, COULD WE AFFORD TO DO THIS IF IT DIDN'T WORK???
- august hope: letting you watch 7 movies in two hours. be hip without depleting your clip!!
- playstation: starting at the cost of only 7 car payments
- SPEND $24,000 AND SAVE $100 ON A TOYOTA
- miller chill: u trailer trash? wnat 2 gets teh laid???
- disaronno on the rocks: cocaine on my tits
- COMCAST: Pay us dollars to ream you up the butt
- there's stupid, and then there's army stupid.
- IT IS NOT A GIMMICK! IT IS REAL SCIENCE!! THIS STOCK FOOTAGE OF D00DZ IN LAB COATS PROVES IT!@!
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