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| 1824 called me up on the phone last night | |
| he kept blabbering on about polish sausage. | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-12-21 18:45:00 | |
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| protip: do not taunt a swarm of rabid flesh-eating wolverines. that is all. | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-12-21 18:41:00 | |
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| do not adjust your yugo | |
| while things may be fungled up in my brain, things are not fungled on my fingers. and my fingers type these little yugo posts, yes they do. they do all the time. click clack click clack goes the fingerss. bass rumble click clack boom tick. VENETIAN SNARES TAKES OVER aklsejflkadgadkjgrasiogrvijodoigvbiodangadkfsa sdf sdf asfasdklfklasdflasklgfkladfgdfldfsklsdkjlgkjdagad gadfgkadsgrlieroagioaeriogioaergioaeriogioaeriogda sadf asdfadgsfdsgdsfklghsjdklfhskjlfklxfg sdfgsdfhdsfjgioesejogrsngionesvioenroinveoirngesg dsgfidsrgiodrngiodegrniodsrgiosriogrsiodg sdrgsidrgoearogioaweriofaipwefpawpefpawfpawf sadfkldfnmlkgkldgdapperppqwepewppwepwpewpepwp adfkl;sadklfklasdflkadfskladsfklsadklfdsfg dfgd gflkdsgfkldsfgkhldskfhlklsdgkldfkldldldld dirigible plastic folding space poetry GUARDING ME IN MY SLEEP | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-12-21 18:38:00 | |
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| hmm | |
| while i would generally answer with a series of temporal anomalies i materialize the ham sandwich by reversing the polarity of the graviton flux. i'll bring you the sandwich, Mahjong, if you pass me the mashed potatos. Anything else, and all bets are off. Deal?? | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-12-21 18:12:00 | |
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| Can you please bring some more ham sandwiches down here? | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-12-21 10:39:00 | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-12-21 10:24:00 | |
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| trout | |
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trout no u grout no u gout no u about u rout no u sprout DATS WIZZUDDY doubt no u lout TIPPERARY |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-12-21 08:00:00 | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-12-21 06:49:00 | |
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| The Yugo Difference | |||||
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The Highest Count Per Pound
Riced Out Yugo offers the greatet Yugo Content of any car we make. The greater the yugo content, the greater the number of pieces per pound.
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-12-20 18:03:00 | |||||
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| POLITICAL ADVERTIS | |
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I AM THE REVEREND TEDWARD Q. PORKTANKER, AND I APPROVE THIS MESS. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-12-20 05:21:00 | |
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| merfletinkle | |
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merfletinkle plop excessive neeman markup markup benz nulmarkupmart spruce fig patriotic senators juicy juicy prunes mint pringles candy shingles pilesdriver give the bus a fiver this did not seem like the time to be arguing about nickel and dime bribes for the parking attendant. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-12-17 18:49:00 | |
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| that one time i tried to restructure the universe | |
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yeah that really sucked it didn't quite work out so well my yelling got me thrown out of the process of creation i couldn't keep a grip on things the clouds didn't like that - pnrfne |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-12-17 09:57:00 | |
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| i am going to write some terrible jokes for you all | |
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Q: What video game system do chickens play? A: chikens play on XBAWKS BAWK BAwK BAWk XBAWKS Q: How many [ethnics] does it take to change a lightbulb? A: THOSE TERRORISTS WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT Q: Joke? A: Punchline!! Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a joke? A: 4.27 * 10^32 Q: What is a Riced Out Yugo? A: It is the punchline to this joke |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-12-13 19:42:00 | |
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| statistical dead heat | |
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statistical dead heat ass firmly in seat autonomous naval fleet delicious things to eat odiferous nude feet unable to complete mosquitos sans DEET shreds of ol' wheat the two ends meet rhymebuffer is deplete |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-12-13 14:05:00 | |
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| dictionaries attempt to regain some of their lost hip-ness | |
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BOSTON (Reuters) - "w00t," an expression of joy coined by online gamers, was crowned word of the year on Tuesday by the publisher of a leading U.S. dictionary.
Massachusetts-based Merriam-Webster Inc. said "w00t" -- typically spelled with two zeros -- reflects a new direction in the American language led by a generation raised on video games and cell phone text-messaging. It's like saying "yay," the dictionary said. ... Merriam-Webster President John Morse said "w00t" reflected the growing use of numeric keyboards to type words. Link One day, my friends, Riced Out Yugo will be an accepted academic institution. Sign up for your Riced Out Diploma before the rush comes. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-12-12 19:30:00 | |
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| mahjong will never know it's you. | |
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Write in Mahjong's Honesty Box Your name will be kept anonymous. Mahjong will never know it's you. What do you really think of me? |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-12-11 14:39:00 | |
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beep eep ima bug woo woop im a birdy hip hoppity im a whale toot tooot ima sandwich splish splosh ima BC-348 Radio Receiver |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-12-11 02:00:00 | |
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| BUMBLES THE BEAR | |
wHY hWY wKD fER eRF fRE WwW wEw wRw DjF gjS sJG nER kRg krE fEr aSK heW gEM geg gmg sEw wEs wEW spigot SPIGOT SPIGOT FAUCET |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-12-11 01:51:00 | |
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| bitches don't know about my riced out yugo | |
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Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THE ALLCAPS. SPEAK UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU. NOW WE'RE GOING TO LIST ABOUT BITCHES THAT DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY RICED OUT YUGO: - GEORGE BUSH - MARTHA STEWART - THAT BITCH THAT REJECTED ME IN 9TH GRADE - DRACULA 3000 - CELERY - RANDALL BANNNNNNNISTER - LASSIE - BIGGIE SMALLS - MAJOR ALAN "DUTCH" SCHAEFER - CEILING CAT - EMPEROR PALPATINE - T-PAIN NOTE: THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE MOST DEFINITELY DO KNOW ABOUT MY RICED OUT YUGO: PNRFNE |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-12-10 13:25:00 | |
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| RICED OUT YUGO FEAT AKON | |
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I GOTS ME A CADILLAC AND DOLLAS ALL THE HOEZ KNOWZ MY NAME I STOLE YO CAR TWICE THEY TRIED TO SEND ME TO PRISON BUT I STOLE THE VERDICT AND HID IT IN MY KHAKI PANTS I GOTS ME A GOLD CHAIN I'M THE DEVIL, BITCHES |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-12-10 13:15:00 | |
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