Riced Out Yugo
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Houston Q. is back and I got one of these
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-12-31 20:53:00
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I am not here.
This does not exist. Your imagination is folding space again. You can't be told to do the right thing, so you won't. [5] is this thing inside your head, a hypothetical situation. It's a mixed metaphor, like the inside of a jello-pudding Dave Barry/Walt Whitman/Steven King humor column. It does not make sense. You don't really think this is happening like this, do you? [5] is a political statement on late 18th century France. There are things that are not meant to be told to you. Things which would harm you. Don't lie to me. Don't you ever lie to me.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-12-30 03:11:00
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Details I notice.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-12-29 22:48:00
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You are not reading this
This post does not exist, your mind is unraveling. -1 = sqrt{(-1)^2} = sqrt{1} = 1 has taken over your brain and your subconscious is currently collapsing. The integrity of reality as you perceive it has been severely damaged.

Pop-tarts are still pretty tasty though.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-12-29 22:39:00
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press F3000 to continue

F25 more like LSD25
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-12-29 20:37:00
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What does antherogenous mean?




Posted by fuckle @ 2007-12-29 17:13:00
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[5]
Absolute snaxtronic, absolute snaxtronics, absolute electronics, absolute severe, absolute [5]. YOU ARE [5], EVERYONE IS [5], I AM [5].

[5] in the house to in the house house to in the house in the what house in the house you tree house in the house what house music acid in the house tree house crew in the house.

W:-:-!_!_!_!_!_!-:-:W
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-12-29 10:54:00
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sweedish homage to pop tarts

YOU SILLY!!!! there are not pop tarts in the sweeden

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-12-29 10:32:00
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wireddd
hello everybody i have had some coffee and two slices of extreme chocolateteotoeotoeote moussepie. i am typinge xtremeily wiauciokyl qiamjtna wqriand and thiank you i do noty like boisenbaerry. fi3i3i3i33ii veirzins sux fi2ifs df do you think i look pretty?? thawir ethawed hats across canada sprucing up martha's birds nests NEST NEST NEST NESt and law firms up your nose. noise hambone slap slap clappertrap blinking eyeball pyramid gif, thank you headerimg. no firend you cannoty have pie i ate it all, but you can have this post, you're welcome. you can also have some ofcococofeee because there is still some of that left and if i drtinkq ne moafr of it i will liekly xplod
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-12-28 15:22:00
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opetiobnse ixnzesty
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elves
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-12-27 08:55:00
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Schnee auf dem Yugo
****.******.****.*****.***.******.
Posted by Atomdrache @ 2007-12-25 21:40:00
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laser muffins
Posted by Atomdrache @ 2007-12-25 21:16:00
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Just a reminder
Make sure to VeriHat. It's Hatsby, or it's not the right brand.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-12-25 14:03:00
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EXCUSE ME

I LOVE YOU

Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-12-24 15:03:00
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snax overload
THE HOUSE IS OVERFLOWING WITH SNAX AND ALCOHOLISMS.
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-12-24 13:35:00
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Donations
Riced out Yugo is now accepting donations for charity.
Examples of acceptable donations:

Labratory Equipment
  • Labratory glass(beakers, tubing, etc)
  • Autoclaves
  • Thermometers
  • Oscilliscopes and other testing equipment
  • Bench power supplies
  • Those really cool labratory coats.
Heavy equipment
  • Tractors, cranes, excavators
  • Transport ships and aircraft
  • Road construction equipment
  • Mining equipment
  • Railroad equipment(locomotives, cars, railyard miscellany
  • Used automobiles, Tractor-trailers, motorcycles
Office equipment
  • Printers, copiers, fax machines
  • Desks, chairs, cubicle dividers
  • pens, pencils, staplers
  • Computers and peripherals
  • Servers, swiches, network cable
Household items
  • Plants, pictures, posters
  • Televisions, radios, PCs
  • Stoves, microwave ovens, refrigerators
  • Beds, nightstands, dressers
  • Plungers, shower curtains, toothbrushes
  • Tools, household chemicals, lawnmowers


Please send all donations to:
Front Lawn
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500

(except the lab coats. Send those to Riced out Yugo, R&D Department.)
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-12-24 00:02:00
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RICED OUT YUGO ACHIEVES WORLD DOMINATION
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-12-22 19:28:00
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pleather von snax
contrary to the expectations of the casual yugo perviewer, when he drinkqs a lot of coffee, the reverend tedward q. porktanker is more than able to keep up with the hyperfukbot. in fact, his rambling parcheesi has the cursory potential to exceed his hyperactive drivel, replacing pure volume with words of mind-bending vocabulary analogy thesaurus boogie datagram fun. thrice malarky aside, the ham is waxing, waning, and gevalt. NOT JEWISH!! oh, you naughty ham.

new paragraph. new sentence. additional statement. statement in addendum. appendation. appedecitus-centric post-script. post-post-script post-script. forth without the religion.

fifth paragraph, in actuality the third, but how do you know i didn't write two before and delete them, or two afterwards and then unwrite them? i have a thyme machine and i'm not afraid to add salt.

fourth dimenson, some would say it is time. in actuality it is the level of riced out, the yugo, shedonky. i think i funt myself.

fifth wave. i think that's a book or comic or something but i don't know for sure please don't sue me for trademark infringement. lol lawyers, you ain't got shit on the yugo. first one that tries will receive a form-letter response that takes five years of work by the finest legal minds to unravel the meaning of, and another ten to formulate a proper response to. by the time that is taken care of, riced out yugo will own half the planet and send all lawyers to the gas chambers, and rtqp will eat an extra can of beans for them. bean there, bun that.

sixth nonsense. credible staltworth. incredible stalwort. mugwort, mugwump, muckrakers, chestnut bakers. chestnut grobbler. apple scientific eccentric. steve jobs's lone chest hair. telephone von plaster electric boogie eclectic. john dillinger skidoo 24.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-12-22 06:14:00
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ceasons greetz u cunts.
ceasons greetz u cunts.

yawning, come to daddy style
heeeaaaAAAARRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh.

dinner menu
pie and mash

not aphex twin
luke vibert, afx, the tuss

aphex twin
aphex twin

cupcake recipe
Preheat oven to 350 degrees, 420 if in canada, and 240 if in europe. Line cupcake pans with paper liners, unless you like to practice cupcake dentistry.

Combine flour, sugar, baking powder, and salt in a large mixing deck (soundcraft or mackie). Add shortening, milk, and snare. Beat for 1 minute on medium speed, stop before the police arrive. Scrape side of bowl with a spatula and congratulate yourself on a job well done.
Posted by Richard D. James @ 2007-12-22 05:51:00
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HYPERFUKBOT CLIMBS THE MOUNTAIN
HYPERFUKBOT JUMPS THE SHARK
HYPERFUKBOT WILL NOT BE TELEVISED
HYPERFUKBOT MAKES YOUR TV EXPERIENCE BETTER
HYPERFUKBOT MAY INCREASE YOUR RISK OF CANCER BY 2.4% ACCORDING TO A RECENT SURVEY BY THE RICED OUT YUGO FORUMS
HYPERFUKBOT IS POISONING OUR CHILDREN AND THE INTERNET. HYPERFUKBOT IS BLOATING OUR BANDWIDTH. HYPERFUKBOT IS STEALING. HYPERFUKBOT IS NOT A VICTIMLESS CRIME. I LET MY KIDS USE MY INTERNET, AND THEY STARTED READING HYPERFUKBOT. HE'S OUT OF CONTROL. HE'S CORRUPTING OUR FINE UPSTANDING CITIZENS. HE'S VIOLATING EINSTEINIAN PHYSICS. THAT'S NOT COOL, DUDE. SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE HELL. HE ATE MY BURGERS. HE STOLE MY CEEPHAX CDS. HE WON'T STOP CALLING ME UP ON THE PHONE, ASKING FOR MY DAUGHTER CHERYL. I AIN'T LETTIN MY DAMN DAUGHTER GO OUT WITH NO DAMN HYPERFUKBOT. SHE WENT TO A PRIVATE SCHOOL, A CATHOLIC SCHOOL. WHAT THE FLOW-ZOW. I CAN'T BE BOTHERED BY THESE THINGS LIKE THIS RIGHT NOW. IT'S NOT LIKE I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS IN MY LIFE ALREADY WITH THE COMPANY LAYOFFS AND THE ENVIRONMENTALISTS AND THE WRITERS STRIKE AND WHATNOT. NOW I GOT GANKED FOR MY DUCKETS BY HYPERFUKBOT TOO? OMFG HAX!!\. SDDFLGAD.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-12-21 18:54:00
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