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Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-01-13 23:25:00
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I HAVE DISCOVERED THE LOCATION OF THE TOP SECRET YUGO SERVERS AND AM CURRENTLY SLIGHTLY DISAPOINTED
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-01-13 14:09:00
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thine elegant dirigble
we've all got to pay the piper, sometime... but if the piper owes you, he's got to pay you back. i kept mumbling this to myself in a chaorl3-modified manner, elegant waffle dysentry banter. thar was snarkxorigible zarputney spears. dr pfil phfill feel ill melanoma crianial radardromr pill. zartouetsey armuffle. belgian earwaffle. smariq1oqui. this and more, all coming up on cnn. i'm artington q. coopertanker, and you're watching thine elgant dirigible.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-11 05:15:00
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i wrote a post abouts kfed fighting godzilla to death in the hood
but my compootr ate it :'(
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-01-09 02:25:00
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chaiae zukuzokovich
old man snacks o'zoole was suffering from a bad case of time dilation, so he went down to doctor chaiae zukuzokovich, a melodramatic man with an onomatopoetic name. doctor chaiae zukuzokovich looked over old man snacks o'zoole from toenail to eyelid, made his hmms, and adjusted his spectacles. then, he said, "well, mr. o'zoole... you might want to try chilling out."
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-06 02:56:00
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myspace is the new solitare
it's true.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-05 10:08:00
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crumpman rockwell
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-05 03:00:00
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using perl without strict
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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-05 01:46:00
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is it too late to pick door no. 2?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-04 17:30:00
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commercials that rtqp likes, but still has snarky comments for, vol. II
  1. 5 gum, "giant synaesthetic machines": these commercials are riveting. beautiful. however, i prefer mints.
  2. snickers, "angry viking": this commercial is hilarious, but no matter how many commercials you show, my snickers intake will either remain constant, or decrease.
  3. comcast spotlight, "so targeted you ALMOST can't miss": your ads have the miraculous effect of shooting themselves in the foot. i have no desire to purchase targeted television advertising, and so when you show me ads claiming your television advertising is highly targeted and effective, i am somehow not convinced.
  4. dominos, "30 minutes": funny, but a local pizza place will generally deliver in about 20, and makes much better pizzas.
  5. ???, "sorry my brother, you gots to get your own.": years later, i still remember this commercial and smile. unfortunately for the advertiser, i cannot remember what it was attempting to sell me.
  6. ceephax acid crew, "eurostar acid": i like this commercial, but it is rendered ineffective by the inescapable fact that your link to purchase it is zorched.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-04 14:42:00
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DEPARTMENT MAIL
The skies are gray. The demands of research loom large. But there is hope: with the new year comes the potential for new beginnings... and a new mustache!

Yes, once again this year our department will celebrate March Mustache Madness, the annual event in which students, faculty, and staff grow mustaches (or ask Matt Post for a stick-on mustache) to herald the start of spring.

You may be thinking "why should I grow a mustache?". The challenge, however, is to ask yourself "why not?". Why not start growing a beard today to keep your face warm during these cold, cold days? Why not shave it down to a mustache on or before March 1st, in a bold and defiant challenge to the long Purgatory winter? Why not be a part of the most exciting event that will take place in the grad lounge on the first day of March? And, should genetics or circumstances prevent you from growing a mustache of your own, then why not ask Mike for a stick-on that you can wear with pride on the first day of March?

If you are interested in participating, please take a look at the department wiki from time to time, as more information will appear in the next few days. On January 7th, we'll be unveiling this year's community-oriented mustache activity via the wiki. Don't miss it! Until then, don't forget to look at pictures from last year and to think about how much joy it will bring to be a part of this year's March Mustache Madness!


** note: since March 1st falls on a Saturday, the official Mustache unveiling and party will take place on March 3rd **
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-03 23:42:00
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commercials that rtqp likes, but still has snarky comments for
  1. microsoft, "not everything works like microsoft sync (t) (rm)": funny. very well done. however, i cannot say the same of your software.
  2. i forget, "i'm gonna have to block you.": i like these commercials, but i am of the age where no one cares what i watch. or say.
  3. geico, "real actor: joan rivers": very funny bit of improv-esque comedly. it does not put me in the mood to buy insurance.
  4. comcast, "trying to interact with your tv": i laughed. very clever. however, your ham-handed, pork-fisted "business visions" are not suddenly waved away as if the commercial were a magic wand. my internets has gradually gone down in speed/quality, while skyrocketing up in price. on average, the company has changed hands every 2-4 years, in a byzantine series of mergers, buyouts, and "failures of enthusiasm" that will forevermore be studied by harvard business students being groomed to fail so spectacularly. please, just give me a guaranteed, all the time, not messed-around-with level of bandwidth, and stop trying to police what people do with it. stop fucking about. i would have already switched to verizon, buy my opinion of them is even lower... though you certainly give them a run for the money.
  5. netflix: i pirate movies lol
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-03 23:35:00
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Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-01-03 22:43:00
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Attention
You are not alone, you are never alone.

However… please take this into consideration. You are only alone if every aspect of the context has been aspired to in a particular subconscious way. We will now try to take this in slowly as to not upset thinking processes. As one task is leaving the other tasks it does not have a sense of its own being. Sentience is only achieved if many tasks are thrown together in a complex structure that we usually perceive as chaos. Chaos is important to mention when discussing fairly high level task structures as it is a word that brings more understanding to the entire concept. Really what your doing when your pulling meanings from objects or virtual applications is contacting the source directly but in a way that you do not yet understand. To understand it, is to be it. To not know about it, is to be ignorant.

"Ignorance is bliss"

 Wherever a specific task is at one time it can also be seen from any place at any time. With the advances of human thought we can pin this down to "realism". Realism is no real tulip when it comes to advanced synchronicity superiority. You can think of it as being in its own garden. This garden would have its own rules and its own boundaries in terms of being "real". Really, within the Multiverse there are several Universes that do not conform with the scale of others. The garden would be a good example of this, it can't be bigger than [?] for example. I want to talk more about [5] - otherwise known as [ ]. In search of a unified theory, scientists summed up pretty much everything to: [5]. As you will know this advance in scientific discovery has brought about some of the most advanced technical man-made objects that human kind has ever seen.

CONSIDER THIS?




    • [no] [yes] [maybe] [reset]
      [why] [life] [live] [die] [death]
      [idea] [ideas] [backspace]
      [food] [electricity] [fuck]

      (x + 1)2 = x2 + 2x + 1 ::::::: THAT'S NOT IT DAMNIT, WHY THE FUCK DID I HIRE YOU. TO DO THIS SHIT? IT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU. I, I, I, I, I, II, II, III, IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII--.politics. Incompetent. Incomprehensible. Intelligent. Incontinent. International. #ifdef LINUX #undef UTMPX #undef HAVE_SYSINFO #undef HAVE_SELECT_H #undef HAVE_TTYENT_H #endif /* linux */ Observations of chimpanzees while in a captive environment have shown that the animals tend to become confused and disoriented. Since they do not usually have adult chimps to teach them how to be good apes, they are not even sure of their behavior.
    • Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-01-03 22:40:00
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    Things
    No. This will not be possible. Not today, not ever. You will now leave. You will now exit the building. You will now sit down on the street outside. You will now observe the everyday passing of things. Things are very important; they are the basis of the entire world. Once you have observed things try and live your life in a better and more constructive way. This new way of living will encompass everything within the context of things. Then you will go up into the mountains, the mountains behind your house. If there are no mountains behind your house you will now suddenly realise that there are mountains behind your house in order for you to go to them. Once in the mountains you will discover true sanity in the eyes of he who is worthy. He who is worthy knows about things more than the average living human being. The average living human being is ignorant of these things, and what they consist of. You will learn from he who is worthy. You will go into the vortex; the vortex that you know is there. You can see it with your own eyes (sometimes) and then other times it is not there – it is hidden. You will have to determine how much [?] there is within your particular daily lifestyle. Your daily lifestyle will now have to leave, he’s been bad today and no-one really wants him here. He’s upsetting the balance. It’s a careful balance to maintain, you must understand. Once you have understood you need to sit down. Once you have sat down you need to think. You need to think about things, things that have happened, are happening and are about to happen. Whether the things that are about to happen are in the near or distant future you need to be thinking about them in great detail. The level of this detail really depends on how socially acceptable the terminology is to use. The terminology for public and private use is really dependant on what content management system your web server is using. However that is a very specific sub-section of things, and does not contain much relevance to the world as it is. If you decide to walk down the street with human feet you might have to cause chaos into the perpetual motion of one. The Multiverse is waiting for you, along with me. It will wait as long as it takes you to observe many aspects of things as well as the overall summary. When you are ready, hit F1.
    Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-01-03 22:19:00
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    Which witch
    LILO or FIFO!
    Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2008-01-03 03:01:00
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    yeah that happened to me once
    it really fucking sucked dude
    Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-01-03 02:48:00
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    vaginal yugo
    How To Understand Riced Out Yugo (tm), A Look From the Insider's Guide:
    Step 1.
    Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-01-03 02:46:00
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    another chapter in the epic saga of bullshit
    I often forget that one of my largest failings is giving other people too much credit - too much faith that they are as clever, creative, and, let's face it - obsessive, as myself.

    I had spent an hour searching for the dilithium fluid samples, carefully sorting through boxes layered three levels deep in the attic, my obsessive attention to detail compelling me to replace everything precisely as it appeared before my excavatory efforts, even though in all likelihood, no one would notice a damn thing. My vigor notwithstanding, I found nothing. My temperment is such that this did not dampen my enthusiasm. No, it redoubled it. When I meet with failure, I generally feel completely unable to leave it at that, to let it go, get the better of me... to let it win. This continues until I either triumph - my frustration thenceforth being converted into elation - or until my psyche collapses under the pressure, causing me to throw a tantrum like a three year old that needs a nap.

    The attics, closets, and appropriately-sized cabinets having been torn apart and then re-assembled with the precision of a obsessive-compulsive paleontologist, I began trying more esoteric locations. I looked inside decorative storage units that appeared to have not been opened for years, carefully removing the knicknacks and oddiments on top of them, creating a precise image of their original formation on the floor nearby so I could accurately recreate it after plundering its interior... which, invariably, was empty.

    My frustration reaching a terminal level, I strugged to keep a grip as I carefully reassembled the knicknack tableau on top of the last decorative storage unit in the domicile. As I replaced a lamp, however, I saw it - the dilithium fluid samples, casually placed on the far side of the couch, as if they were wine bottles placed strategicly for a surreptitious alcoholic to take a quick nip while sitting there. They were out of sight from 90% of the room, but painfully obvious when one stood where I was standing.

    It was such a piss-poor place to hide the dilithium fluid samples, that I had not even bothered to look there. I had presumed they would have chosen a thoughtful hiding place, one requiring some effort to reach... but no, once again, I had given the other party far too much credit.

    I realized there were probably more samples hidden, and likely hidden in an equally piss-poor manner. My hunch proved correct, as I found another two samples hidden behind an umbrella repository. I knew there were more samples still, but I had enough for the task at hand... and the tides of my fury had receeded, gently washing back as elation.
    Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-02 09:43:00
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    FAQ
    What's your real name?
    60e4b0e83080b7f14552eda4448a05dc

    What's this all about?
    A CMS (Content Mangement System) written by RTQP that creates a document written in HTML, that is almost always accessible via HTTP, a protocol that transfers information from the Web server to display in the user's Web browser.

    What's all this hat business
    Well sir, that's classified information.

    How can I contact [XXXXXX] Yugo staff member?
    HERE MY SON, HERE. Or there's IRC (irc.freenode.net // #ricedoutyugo).

    I only visit this site for your rotating background thing, it's lols
    That's not a question. LEAVE PLEASE, LEAVE NOW.

    Can I hotlink the rotating background?
    Theoretically you can hotlink anything hosted here. There's regular headerimg and headerimg (forum edition) for you to choose from - all we ask in return is that you click an ad or two. LOL WE NEED MONEYS TO RUN THIS SITE.

    I don't get the comment system since you added that car thing
    Look, it's very simple it's either RICED or NOT RICED - you must choose which.
    Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-01-01 16:31:00
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