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man on xfiles tells monkey wrenches to come out. he has gun he clutches tensely. he is willing to shoot. but the monkey wrenches are mites. you can't shoot mites. you can't shoot mites. man sees mites. man flees into car, closes doors. man furiously tries to start car as flourescent green mites swarm down. man screams as he is overcome by storm of digital green dots.
earlear: different man in hat says, "i just want to take core samples of this tree, steve." this is supposed to placate steve, man on xfiles, clutching gun with the tensely. now: another science session. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-18 03:33:00 | |
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| internets conversation (ironclad vlad edition) | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-16 11:11:00 | |
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| internets conversation (slappy clipboard remix) | |
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MellotronFlutronotrononFlute: hoooowwww are you doing on this filotronBrass: watlotrons: i'm Brass: watoe: hoooowwww are yof MelonBrasso: wat: wat: watnBrassonBrasslotronBras Melldoingxcellente on this otronFlute: dane dss: i'm goood Mellotoooddoing on this Mellotray?Brass MellotronBrass: watrss: i'mrass: wat MellotronBrass: i'm goooe: hoooowwww are yof MelonBrassollentellentellente: wat: wat: watnBrassonBrasslotronBrasxcellente Melldoing on thixcellentes otronFlute: dandy. MellotronBrass: xcddellentes: u? goood Mellotrss: i'm goood Mellotray? MellotronBrass: wat Mellotrooe: hoooowwww are yof MelolelelenBrmya have a picnic and ride bikes.asso: wat: wat: watnBrassonBrasslotronBras Melldoing on tboomyhis otronFlute: danBrass: i'm goood Mellotruck sooomyall84dier Mellotrgot MellotronFlutlute: Bye: Alright, I'll talk tboomomya haveytagottagottaonk to you FluFluFluFluFluFlute: we'rmya have a picnic and ride bikes.asso: wat: wat:e gonna od l;uck soldier MellotronFlute: we're gonnboomyaomya have a picnic and ride bikesmya have a picnic and ride bikes.asso: wat: wat: MellotronFlute: Alright, I'll talk to you lfn. MellotronFlute: Byeee.nBrass: u? MellotronFlute: dandy.4 MellotronFlute: we're gonnboomya have a picnic and ride bikes. MellotronFlute: tank u MellotronBrass: l84sr |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-16 10:21:00 | |
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| internets conversation | |
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MellotronFlute: how are you doing on this fine day? MellotronBrass: wat MellotronBrass: i'm goood MellotronBrass: u? MellotronFlute: dandy. MellotronBrass: xcellente MellotronFlute: me and boomy gotta go. MellotronBrass: good l;uck soldier MellotronFlute: we're gonna have a picnic and ride bikes. MellotronFlute: tank u MellotronBrass: l84sr MellotronFlute: Alright, I'll talk to you latron. MellotronFlute: Byeee |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-16 10:17:00 | |
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| splodes | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-16 10:10:00 | |
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| The Court of Public Opinion has decided that Norman Cook is a Big Beat Powerhouse. The Court of Public Opinion has decided that Norman Cook is a Big Beat Powerhouse. The Court of Public Opinion has decided that Norman Cook is a Big Beat Powerhouse. The Court of Public Opinion has decided that Norman Cook is a Big Beat Powerhouse. The Court of Public Opinion has decided that Norman Cook is a Big Beat Powerhouse.~ | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-16 09:59:00 | |
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| malarky constriction | |
| elegant earwaffle the insert pituitary. expands the elegantly waffler iron pototo stout. spring miffle cresberzasky notwithstanding the herreneious value of er. chooze blozinsky fur streinuwufs bonne dabble mustard extra. should jooze clcoyue, elegantly warffle the remove and getputski into dabarrel. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-16 09:47:00 | |
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| and so the hunters become the hunted | |
| person is inside my head, i can't get person out. stop. aaaaaaaaaaadsfklladkgakdsflasc,la;gr khetfbnkbgdsfbgfa dgaeklragksrgobekrogoaergkaeogfakerfkaofkaok | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-01-16 04:00:00 | |
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| fast quick | |
| dis be a shautzaut to mein freundz in ye olde town of banne (not this new shite) | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2008-01-15 01:47:00 | |
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| Micky Jackson or Michael Mouse? | |
| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2008-01-14 20:50:00 | |
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| pick-o the guy-o | |
| had a car wreck because he couldn't micro like the little punk bitch he is. that's right, i said it. i said it to your FACE. YOUR FACE IS HUGE. THIS MEANS YOU HAVE A HUGE FACE. I CANT STOP IT. DR DRE CAN'T STOP IT. PLASTIC SURGERY CAN'T STOP IT. THE COMBINED FORCES OF THE WORLD'S ARMIES CAN'T STOP IT. IT'S ALL OVER. YOUR FACE IS EXPANDING. SOON IT WILL ENVELOP THE ENTIRE STATE OF NEVADA. AND THEN IT WILL EXPAND OUTWARD AND RIP OPEN THE FABRIC OF SPACE AND TIME AND FUCK YOU GUYS UP. IT'S GAME OVER, GAME OVER MAN. WE'RE FUCKED. GIVE UP. | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-01-13 23:33:00 | |
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| The Court of Public Opinion has decided that Norman Cook is an Attention Whore. The Court of Public Opinion has decided that Norman Cook is an Attention Whore. The Court of Public Opinion has decided that Norman Cook is an Attention Whore. The Court of Public Opinion has decided that Norman Cook is an Attention Whore. The Court of Public Opinion has decided that Norman Cook is an Attention Whore.~ | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-01-13 23:25:00 | |
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| I HAVE DISCOVERED THE LOCATION OF THE TOP SECRET YUGO SERVERS AND AM CURRENTLY SLIGHTLY DISAPOINTED | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2008-01-13 14:09:00 | |
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| thine elegant dirigble | |
| we've all got to pay the piper, sometime... but if the piper owes you, he's got to pay you back. i kept mumbling this to myself in a chaorl3-modified manner, elegant waffle dysentry banter. thar was snarkxorigible zarputney spears. dr pfil phfill feel ill melanoma crianial radardromr pill. zartouetsey armuffle. belgian earwaffle. smariq1oqui. this and more, all coming up on cnn. i'm artington q. coopertanker, and you're watching thine elgant dirigible. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-11 05:15:00 | |
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| i wrote a post abouts kfed fighting godzilla to death in the hood | |
| but my compootr ate it :'( | |
| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2008-01-09 02:25:00 | |
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| chaiae zukuzokovich | |
| old man snacks o'zoole was suffering from a bad case of time dilation, so he went down to doctor chaiae zukuzokovich, a melodramatic man with an onomatopoetic name. doctor chaiae zukuzokovich looked over old man snacks o'zoole from toenail to eyelid, made his hmms, and adjusted his spectacles. then, he said, "well, mr. o'zoole... you might want to try chilling out." | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-06 02:56:00 | |
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| myspace is the new solitare | |
| it's true. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-05 10:08:00 | |
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| crumpman rockwell | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-05 03:00:00 | |
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| using perl without strict | |
| rtqp: quircky kuckintosh (12:54:14 AM) mr. the plague: angela merkin (12:54:29 AM) rtqp: dp: (x86) (12:54:49 AM) rtqp:M) mr. the plague: fax modem ghair wick (12:54:51 :49 AM) rtqp: ghAM) AM) rtqp: deleri AM) rtqp: delerirtqp: 220202002 220202002 220202002 (12:55:01 AM) rtqp: velorvious moqp: smaxwvaelerioM) mr. the plague: fax modem(12:5qp: suckintosh (12:54:14 AM) mr. the plague: angela merkin (12:54:51 AM) rtqp: 22020max4:02 AM) rtqp: s 220202002 220202002max dirigiableuckintosh (12:54:14 AM) mr. the plague: angela merkin (12:54:06 AM) mr. the plague: fax modemqp: smaxqp: smax (12:54:07 AM) rtqp: quircky kucki (12:54:07 AM) rtqp: qqp: smaxuiqp: smaxrcky kuckintosh (12:54:14 AM) mr. the plague: angela mqp: smaxus v | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-05 01:46:00 | |
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| is it too late to pick door no. 2? | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2008-01-04 17:30:00 | |
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