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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2025-04-29 03:15:57 | |
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| curly dilettante | |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2025-04-29 03:08:06 | |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2025-04-02 17:04:14 | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2025-03-07 01:00:50 | |
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| bQuork | |
| ordering pizza from the air is not a thing the bjork should poost to riced out yugo o noQQQ | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2025-03-01 01:49:09 | |
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| Could someone feed the damn cat | |
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| Posted by shitbowl @ 2025-02-28 22:28:47 | |
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| Posted by Richard D. James @ 2025-01-14 00:36:54 | |
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| MERRY JANUANRNANRYUARY | |
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from Herman Q. Wankley |
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| Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2025-01-01 00:41:28 | |
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| MANGO JUICE, | |
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now with added apple juice just to DECEIVE YOU |
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| Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2024-12-27 01:10:49 | |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2024-12-25 17:15:47 | |
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| Say hello to Zenith™ | |
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Say hello to Zenith™, our full-flow staged-combustion booster engine, built to power Nova to orbit
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| Posted by RICED OUT MARKETING @ 2024-12-24 00:27:25 | |
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| habitually casting my airs | |
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TEN THOUSAND YEARS WILL GIVE YOU SUCH A A A A A A A A A A A A A choo |
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| Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2024-12-22 00:52:28 | |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2024-12-12 10:09:52 | |
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| OKAY MARBLES | |
| keep those marbles rollin' | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2024-12-12 08:34:53 | |
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| keep buying weed with the world | |
| Don't get your miscellaneous filters from the grocery store please it's much more efficient to buy bulk. | |
| Posted by shitbowl @ 2023-10-10 01:27:02 | |
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| taster's choice | |
| we've secretly replaced lauren boebert with 'sammi sweetheart' from The Jersey Shore. let's see if viewers notice she's on the wrong reality TV show | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2023-10-03 06:09:51 | |
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| LINUX MARKETING RESEARCH POLL | |
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LINUX MARKETING RESEARCH POLL
sponsored by the Riced Out Foundation for Linux (R.O.F.L.)
please answer each question on a scale of 0-7. eight lucky winners will have their wayland bug tickets elevated! WARNING: just to remind you, any emails to the list about the technical merits of octal [or lack thereof], and or/preferences about zero-indexing _will_ get you blacklisted. - Are You George Santos? (1)(2)(3)(4)(5)(6)(7)(8) - Has George Santos Ever Used Linux? (1)(2)(3)(4)(5)(6)(7)(8) - Would George Santos be willing to try Hannah Montana Linux™ for a week? (1)(2)(3)(4)(5)(6)(7)(8) - ... From Jail? (1)(2)(3)(4)(5)(6)(7)(8) - Are You Lauren Boebert; vaping and groping Beetlejuice? (1)(2)(3)(4)(5)(6)(7)(8) - How many x86 compatible desktops are in Lauren Boebert? (1)(2)(3)(4)(5)(6)(7)(8) - How much does Lauren Boebert plan to spend on graphics accelerator cards (GPUs) in 2024? (1)(2)(3)(4)(5)(6)(7)(8) - How loudly does Lauren Boebert complain when BSD is not mentioned? (1)(2)(3)(4)(5)(6)(7)(8) - How far can Mark Shuttleworth shove his IPO up his fundament? (1)(2)(3)(4)(5)(6)(7)(8) - Can Matt Gaetz even type? (1)(2)(3)(4)(5)(6)(7)(8) |
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| Posted by RICED OUT MARKETING @ 2023-09-27 02:16:51 | |
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| Stochastic Sideband Weltanschauung Injection | |
| caution: we're experimenting with a new technology to foment synchronicity for the purpose of marketing products | |
| Posted by RICED OUT MARKETING @ 2023-09-26 08:12:51 | |
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| Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2023-09-24 00:17:48 | |
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| would it be socially appropriate | |
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a standard path to first-time dog ownership is seeing someone else's dog fetch the paper, and they are so charmed by this that they develop a powerful urge to acquire a dog themselves, and train it to fetch the paper [and this is how dogs procreate].
i am fundamentally built the same way, but i have some damaged genome -- upon seeing someone's dog fetch the paper, i was so charmed by this that i developed a powerful urge to acquire a dog myself, and train it to bark at salad. instead i got a yellow lab that went into fits of sneezing at the mere sight of celery; no training required. this was good enough for me at the time, but i'm looking to the future: something something, there are only two possible future for me at 45 years old: 1) i'll be dead, or B) I'll own a house. Personally, I would prefer the latter -- because then I can have a dog. And do this properly i would acquire a bassett hound train him to howl loudly; mournfully whenever he detects salad in the room. then i can insist he is my service dog, take him to a restaurant, and we'll have a little schtick: I'll say, "Ohhhh, gosh, please, please, get that salad away, for the love of god, you're torturing him" and the situation will be so simultaneously strange and obnoxious that this will actually be done [despite it being someone else's salad at a restaurant i do not own]. at that point, my basset hound would get snoozy in the ensuing awkward silence... and, ideally, fart¹ loudly. "would it be socially appropriate to grimace in displeasure, or would that upset this man's service dog's delicate disposition any further?" i'm not sure why i'm sure of this -- i have nothing against salad. but i'm sure ¹ Can you train dogs to fart? I mean, there are some things dogs simply can't be trained to do [nodding, whistling, matrix multiplication] and farting might be one of them |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2023-09-22 05:18:24 | |
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