Mr. The Plague, on the scene for Riced Out Yugo reporting. I'm here at the ETPIC conference, where Frank Nord will report his findings regarding the eating of the pastes in crusts. Here he is now.
Mr Nord! Please, summarize your report!
[Nord: ] Well, I have found that inhaling paste is a dangerous pastime. Nobody is advised to take it up. I recommend that we begin inhaling other things.
[A ruckus presently erupts in the crowd, later identified as P. Byrd:] I'll be damned before I stop inhaling the pastes in the crusts at midnights, FUCKERS! [continues]
[Plague: ] Fascinating news. We can only do one thing: Adapt to the new state of affairs. This is Mr. The Plague, with ROY. Delivering you all the news that's fit to misprint, since 1964.
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