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ziggarty blimpwidth; clampknuckle. 'twas twixt teh twizzler town, then - though there they were. pants inflated left and right, the aftermath of a potato experiment gone awry. from whence did the spud catastrope stem, you ask? the answer is simple, yet not so much so: richard nixon, charged with scientifically recreating peach fuzz, decided that potatos were the best place to start - we think it was because he was in the pocket of the potato industry. his time plagued away at the potatos; only stopping to eat their veggies on occasion (ketchup). meanwhile, zaggarty mcclamp was mixing the mugliothorpe up for the day, and got wind of the potato malarkey - and he didn't like it one bit. so, he got his potato accelerator (don't cross the streams, or total potato reversal) and hit the road. then the road hit him back, jack, and he just got angrier. at that point, he headed to richard nixon's titanium complex, potato liberation in his heart and urine in his bladder. ask not what you can do to your potato, but what your potato can do to you.
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