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RPG II
DM: The Celestial Taco hits you with his sauce. You take three points damage.

Player: I decalre dodge against the Taco, and attack it with my scimitar.

DM: The taco dodges, and cries, "EAT MY TACO VENGANCE! Do something!

Player: I summon a dire gnat!

DM: It seems to be working! The taco is becoming infurated by the infernal buzzing. Player: Oppertunity! Run away, run away!

DM: The taco explodes. You get 215321 XP and the Enflamed Spaniard! Congratuations!

Player: wewt!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-11-29 05:42:44
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