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Leonard drake
Optical couplers of The Old West were prone to Gamma clogging.
Back in those days, you had to manually calibrate the wavelength and
polization When the liquid nitrogen wells ran dry in '87, a young gentleman by
the name of Leonard Drake stepped forward with a revolutionary process.
He had initially developed a thin-film depletion chamber for the
enhancement of longhorn production. It, much like the Chippewa
Neutron Buffalo Cannon (CNBC), relied on a steady supply of
liquid nitrogen for reliable operation. Young Leonard wouldn't be held back
by this problem. He took upon himself to modify an old Burbon still with
a thermo-absorbative polymer, and a hyperthermic-resonant
nanotube array. This miraculous device
was capable of producing liquid oxygen, a superb replacement to previous
geo-coolants, in considerable quantities.

In short, the gentleman who started his career as a stagecoach
Hyperdrive repair apprentice from Oklahoma City, singlehandedly
saved the longhorn industry, the Chippewa Nation, and prevented
the import of inferior Yugoslovian optical couplers for
generations to come.
Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2006-05-15 04:22:00
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