Please read: A PRIMER TO INDUCTIVE JOURNALISM and A FIELD GUIDE TO CANINE PSYCHOTROPICS, both my a H.M. Wogglebug, T.E., who's collective works are compiled into a series of indexed publishings known among academics as THE WOGGLEBUG PAPERS.

Upon completion of the works of Wogglebug, you will have a comprehensive understanding of the inner mechanics of Yugo, and for all intents and purposes, you will be a RICER AMONG SCHOLARS, wearing a neon mortar board, and you will sit before a typewriter with ILLUMINATED KEYS.