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owls come in wise, fuzzy, and metallic models
are you down for some mallardry tonight? that feta clamp lost its butane flair? are you aware that richard nixon preferred peanut butter sandwiches over peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?

if you answered "yes" to any of these questions, you are a candidate for owl relocation surgery. i personally guarantee the results will be a hoot.

--hootur z. heffer, owner, nature's own dynamic mallard wizardry
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2006-03-29 00:22:00
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