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Mr. The Plague: You are not unheard of around these parts T: ? Mr. The Plague: max flaps, hissss Mr. The Plague: do you remember when Mr. The Plague: obviously you do not T: . . . Mr. The Plague: Like I said. Mr. The Plague: You do not. T: Remind me? Mr. The Plague: let me assure you that it was wonderful Mr. The Plague: and will always be remembered in the annals of history that all has failed Mr. The Plague: failed gloriously and with hats Mr. The Plague: the situation did not degrade gracfeully from there, no it did not T: . . . Mr. The Plague: and this, ladies and women, is why 2006 won't be like 1984. T: Is it possible for you to have even one normal conversation? :P Mr. The Plague: the 10*10^6 monetary unit question Mr. The Plague: What do you think? T: I think it is, but you choose not to. T: :P Mr. The Plague: Enlighten me with the shining light of your wisdom Mr. The Plague: You are incorrect. T: Aww. Mr. The Plague: I can prove it via induction Mr. The Plague: And you cannot disprove T: I'm listening? =^^= Mr. The Plague: it was the worst of times, and it was the even worst of times. Mr. The Plague: Therefore, for all worst greater than 1, worst+1 = worst+1+1, QED, bitch. T: Impressive. Mr. The Plague: this is an important convention in LITHP programming Mr. The Plague: you better pay attention or you will recieve an L in the course and forfiet your credit hours T: Aww. Mr. The Plague: Wait till you see the system console print out 'panic kernel mode interrupt', don't come crying on my shoulder, mkay ***Mr. The Plague cackles evilly Mr. The Plague: I should find a vulnerability in every program you use, just to be irritating Mr. The Plague: especially fuzzball muck and/or tinyfugue Mr. The Plague: oooh that would be so much fun Mr. The Plague: Last time Lumpy spammed furrymuck, it crashed with a segmentation violation. wrote Mr. The Plague: Microwave/toaster yiff Mr. The Plague: I know what you're thinking Mr. The Plague: You're thinking 'has pi jumped off the deep end' Mr. The Plague: huh Mr. The Plague: do you feel lucky T: I do. Mr. The Plague: WRONG Mr. The Plague: Must pass the Treasury Enforcement Agent. Mr. The Plague: oh yes, yes I must Mr. The Plague: oh so much fun Mr. The Plague: Dave, are you still there? Dave? What are you doing, Dave? Mr. The Plague: HAL 9000 (O) T: . . . Mr. The Plague: What's he gonna do next? The suspense is killing you! Mr. The Plague: Is he going to suddenly snap and become vaguely coherent agian? Mr. The Plague: Probably not! Mr. The Plague: Welcome to bantown T: Heheh. Mr. The Plague: This is not a laughing matter, cocksmoker Mr. The Plague: this is serious Mr. The Plague: Good morning Mr. The Plague: I have woken up nice and refreshed. Mr. The Plague: We feel like Trelane, from Q Squared. Mr. The Plague: Have you read Q Squared? Mr. The Plague: Let me summarize Trelane for you. Mr. The Plague: He has touched the Heart of the Storm; chaos left over from the beginning of the universe. Mr. The Plague: And gains the ability to collapse the boundaries between paralell time tracks. Mr. The Plague: Can you see why I feel like Trelane? Mr. The Plague: Can you relate to who I can relate to? Mr. The Plague: .... Your hearing isn't too good. Maybe you should take off your glasses. T: Maybe. Mr. The Plague: Are all of you this numb to the world? Mr. The Plague: I know only one or two of me is. Mr. The Plague: You are probably one of those normal people who only are one Mr. The Plague: but I are many. Mr. The Plague: The jury is out on whether or not this is a feature or a disadvantage. Mr. The Plague: So many of us think it's a feature, so few of me are opposed. Mr. The Plague: Have I sufficiently alienated yet intrigued you, or should I be more sufficient? T: Heheh. Mr. The Plague: THIS IS A DUPE, CMDR TACO Mr. The Plague: (00:03:41) T: Heheh. Mr. The Plague: (00:12:51) T: Heheh. Mr. The Plague: Stupid editors T: Indeed. Mr. The Plague: OMG GOATSE FIRST POST TROLL DONT CLICK!!11 Mr. The Plague: Well, sombrero. Mr. The Plague: Time to HAT the HAT HAT if you HAT my HAT. Mr. The Plague: Why are you coming back with single-word replies Mr. The Plague: Just think T: Because there's not much else to say. Mr. The Plague: I have pushed millions of electrons down channels in my brain in order to bring you these words Mr. The Plague: and you treat them like they are a mere oddity Mr. The Plague: when you should be looking deeper Mr. The Plague: This tragic feeling of having turned gold to stone Mr. The Plague: does it not intrigue? inspire? illuminate? Mr. The Plague: Or should it just Mr. The Plague: go away? Mr. The Plague: JanetRDanceParty? Mr. The Plague: Hm? Mr. The Plague: All the effort, all the time Mr. The Plague: thrown away for one word replies T: Perhaps, perhaps not. Mr. The Plague: I haven't seen a damned thing to indicate othrwise T: What would you like to see? Mr. The Plague: I don't know Mr. The Plague: that's up to you Mr. The Plague: recursion, contradiction, elephants. Mr. The Plague: Good, isn't it? Mr. The Plague: see Mr. The Plague: herein lies the final phenomenon of deterioration. T: Yes . . . ? Mr. The Plague: You want to know what I want, so you can give it to me, right Mr. The Plague: Life doesn't work like that Mr. The Plague: I can see what you don't want people to see Mr. The Plague: and it's all because Mr. The Plague: of one word ***Mr. The Plague cackles T: That's not quite what I want. Mr. The Plague: maniacally, in fact T: And what's that word? Mr. The Plague: I can sense you are feigning interest Mr. The Plague: perhaps that is what you think I want? Mr. The Plague: You still haven't gotten it, have you? Mr. The Plague: Marvelous, really Mr. The Plague: almost beautiful in a sickening way Mr. The Plague: I am ensickened. Mr. The Plague: The barriers between two universes Mr. The Plague: so fragile Mr. The Plague: yet so resilient Mr. The Plague: I am amused at the ease of which we can transfer between. Mr. The Plague: and the minute effort it takes to rend T: :: smiles a bit :: Mr. The Plague: do I amuse you T: Yes. Very much, actually. You spit out seemingly utterly random things, yet, when I read them and think about them, there's usually some overbearing idea being expressed that has genuine merit. Mr. The Plague: Then you miss the point of the exercise Mr. The Plague: DISSONANCE Mr. The Plague: ENTROPY Mr. The Plague: DETERIORATION T: You still intrigue m. T: me& Mr. The Plague: Obviously not. Mr. The Plague: How can you stand there and deny it T: I'm good at it. Mr. The Plague: Not very T: Sorry. I'll try to do better. Mr. The Plague: I could give a shit T: For now, though, I need to go to sleep. I miss hanging out with you, sweetheart. I actually do mean that. Mr. The Plague: I'm sure. Mr. The Plague: have a nice nap T: :: smiles and shrugs :: . . . all I can do is tell you the truth. Belief or disbelief lies with you. Mr. The Plague: You did not witness the cosmic meltdown? Mr. The Plague: It was a glorious event Mr. The Plague: let me assure you that it was wonderful T: Ok. Mr. The Plague: this only goes to show Mr. The Plague: that you did indeed not remember Mr. The Plague: And we find myself back at square one, as it were. T: Or perhaps I just don't know specifically what you're referring to. Mr. The Plague: English needs better words for pluralized singulars. Mr. The Plague: This "I" bullshit doesn't cut it for us. Mr. The Plague: You don't know 'specifically' what I'm referring to? Mr. The Plague: I have not referred to anything specific Mr. The Plague: that's the beauty of it T: I don't seem to find myself off-the-bat assuming that I have influenced anything in any way at all. So, if it has to do with something I did, then I'm going to not figure it out. T: Anyway. Bed. Mr. The Plague: hahahhaha |
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