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I AM HERE TO EXTOLL THE VIRTUES OF THE CALIFORNIA PENAL CODE

It must make ginger ale sandwiches on the tides of time, such is the way of swirly things that go KAKAKAKAKA WUUUUMPIT!!

Governor neoprene testical announced today that he spotted a particularly disgusting fat person, cable of leaping entire fast food chains in a single bound!

THIS JUST IN!!! THE SIEVE OF ERATOSTHENES HAS CONQUERED NEW MEXICO! WE'RE GOING TO OUR LOCAL CORROSPONDANT, FUCKLE:

!!!11twotwo HAX IT GOOD

THERE YOU HAVE IT FOLKS!!11omeopdflkj;

What does this mean to the average consumer? Simple:

THE CALIFORNIA PENAL CODE WILL EXPAND TO THE BOUNDERIES OF JUDICIAL OBESITY, MILDLY DISGUSTING A CROOKED POLITICIAN, WHO WILL IN TURN BETRAY THE CHURCH OF EVILS IN ORDER TO FACILITATE THE SIEVE OF ERATOSTHENES' TAKEOVER OF DEATH VALLEY

IT ALL MAKES TOO MUCH SENSE

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2003-11-27 03:24:24
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