Riced Out Yugo has long been known as a leading institution in the fields of hybridoma and recombinant DNA technology. In the following white paper, Riced Out Yugo will outline a new technique for protein synthesis involving Frito-Lay "Cheetos" (tm). The procedure is as follows:
1. Purchase Cheetos (tm) from the most convenient 7/11.
2. Configure an excised inside-out patch recording of a cell containing the target protein.
3. Grind up the Cheetos (tm) very finely, and propigate them down the micropipette used for the patch recording.
4. Do your best "mad scientist" laugh.
5. Publish results in Science.
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