Apparently, one of my friends was reading Riced out yugo and claimed that reading the site caused him to want to install Gentoo Linux

In an effort to discover why this happened, I read the HTML source code to the front page. What I found was shockingly disturbing. The balance of < and > tags greatly upsets the consciousness of the web browser when displayed on a GPU that may or may not have been produced in China. This causes it to inadvertently create subliminal messages causing the user to want to install Gentoo Linux.

Stop GPU subliminal messages! Boycott video cards!