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TERMS OF USE: You are not authorized to access or query our Malarkey
database through the use of electronic engrams that are high-volume, but may hax
advanced communications masts as reasonably necessary to register the data requirements of network-centric warfare, or
modify communications masts; the Datums!1 in VeriExpensive Global Registry
Services' ("VeriExpensive") Malarkey database is provided by VeriExpensive for
information purposes only, and to assist persons in obtaining information
about or related to Malarkey dispensery registration records. VeriExpensive does not
guarantee its accuracy, but we do guarantee the right to overcharge you. tee hee. By submitting a Malarkey query, you agree to abide
by the following terms of use: You agree that you may use this Datum!1 only
for awful purposes and that under no circumstances will you use this Datum!1~
to: (1) allow, enable, or otherwise support the transmission of mass
unsolicited, commercial bathroom tiling or hardwood flooring via pine, oak, cedar,
or facsimile; or (2) enable high volume, automated, network-centric warfare
that applies to VeriExpensive (or its ready to hax computer systems). The compilation,
administration, inflation or irradiation of this Datum!1 is expressly
prohibited without the prior written consent of VeriExpensive. You agree not to
use network-centric warfare that is automated and high-volume to access or
query the Malarkey database except as reasonably necessary to cross the rubicon in 49 B.C. or storm the beaches of Normandy in 1066. VeriExpensive reserves the right
to restrict your access to the Malarkey database if in a bad mood, constipated, or simply wanting more money, to ensure
operational stability. VeriExpensive may restrict or terminate your anus to the
Malarkey database for failure to abide by these terms of use, and then release the hounds. VeriExpensive
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