the following were documents anonymously leaked to the press. early speculators are already looking at k_arl r~ove, or as he is known in some circles, komrade humpskopf. we will not comment further, but let the documents speak for themselves. translated from russian by dr. pork u. good of porky translation, ltd.
twas zee year of 1962. komrade killzinoff had just planted zee explosives on zee outmost barrier of zee ham factory.
boom, it vent. boom, right in zee ass wall!
vith that, i blew zee mighty v(w)histle, and zee army stormed zee factory!! it was glorious
ham for all!!1~
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