After years of careful phrase-budilding, I have come up with some smashing new meme-like quips!
Please incorporate the following into your everyday internet vocabulary:
- tee hee ^ 3
tee hee to the third power, or: "tee hee exp. three!" Used when, 1. Something is deemed amusing, or 2. One is attempting to be obnoxious.
- smooth groove, ashley simpson!
Say this to someone when they do something colossally stupid, such as a hoedown when the wrong pop song plays.
- bushing a police officer
See the "crashing into police officers with bicycles" section.
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well shit, jackson! that won't get us to texas!
Said when someone has responded to a request or problem with an answer that doesn't really help.
- tom cruise loopy attack +3!!!1
Said when someone wishes to retailiate in a playful manner, or just wants to be spasTIC.
- jesus christ telecommuter
A derogatory name for Christians that sit at home and watch Fox news. Often used as an insult.
Thank you for your participation! Now, if you'll excuse me, there is some microwave pizza in the freezer that... well, its days are numbered.
Appendix A: crashing into police officers with bicycles
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