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National parental alert!!11
A US media monitoring group has issued a "nationwide parental alert!!11" after hidden pornographic material was found in the popular cooking utensils marketed under the name, "Cooking utensils by Murray." The organisation, National Institute on the Media and the Family, issued a warning instructing consumers to "Panic!1" after it was revealed that an upgrade to the cookware allows chefs to see pornagraphic images already contained within the utensils. The modification is called 'mmm snax' and was created by Patrick Wildenborg, 36, at the international cookery institute in the Netherlands. He claims that the modification adds nothing illegal to the cooking implements and merely allows consumers to see what is already present in the hardware. "If Cooking Utensils By Murray denies that, then they're lying and I will be able to prove that," said Patrick Wildenborg, mod author, in an email to Associated Press. "My mod does not introduce anything new to the utensil. All the fun stuff that my mod makes available was already present in the product." Cooking Utensils by Murray has produced some of the most controversial cookware of all time. In order to take part, chefs must stir soup, cook lentils, and praise satan. There have been calls for the products to be banned in some US states. "It should be clear to everyone by now that cooking utensils do influence young people," said Dr. David Walsh, author of the best selling book on teenage brain development, Why Do They Act That Way, and How the Hell Can I Stop It? "Cooking Utensils by Murray never belonged in the hands of kids. We are taking the unusual step of alerting parents to the pornography available through this crockware to any child or teen who is internet savvy."
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-11 09:06:00
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