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Dear sir and/or madam:

You have been declared a national LOL source. Starting on the next business day, everyone in the nation will be instructed to laugh at you, for purposes of national security.

Q: But I'm not funny enough. How can I be declared a national LOL source? Isn't this sort of duty normally reserved for funny-looking people?
A: Well, with the war on terror, this nation's resources are stretched to the limit, and every citizen must do his or her part. You have been elected to provide LOL.

Q: How long will I be required to serve as a national LOL source?
A: You are required to serve as a national LOL source until released by the President of the United States. Usually, this is after a few days, but he's been a little busy, recently.

Q: What if I am unable to serve as a national LOL source?
A: Tough noogies.

LOL.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-11 08:26:00
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