if (how_loaded.isLoaded()) {
    bool gonna_get_burned = false;
    gardenHose.load(); // load bees with clown slobber and toxins
    while (!gonna_get_burned && !beehive_under_porch->empty()) {
      // we're all gonna get fucking burned bitches! 
      for (int i = 0; i < beehive_under_porch->size(); ++i) {
        if (!gonna_get_burned) {
          cIntoxicant clownSlobber(how_loaded); // load clowns with toxins
          gardenHose.load(); // load bees with clown slobber and toxins
          gonna_get_burned = true; 
        } else {
          gardenHose.release(); // unload bees into the world
        }
      }
    }