- brad pitt dressed as a yellow m&m for halloween
- there is a conspiracy to suppress all blue food; just look around and ask yourself why there is so little food of the color blue
- crows actually seem to respect me now
- how to deep-fake your own likeness for zooming efficiency
- buy toothpaste
- squats you can do without muting yourself (tm)
- how the specific heat of a 64-bit floating-point number conforming to IEEE 754-2008 standards can speed the cannabutter process
- the threshold at which a partially complete haircut becomes worse than no haircut
- the woman who cowers, cowers like you've said ni! to her, whom you only notice at the other end of the leash -- a leash being held by a dog that is very excited to say hullo and be friends -- after greeting the dog first
- don't buy toothpaste
- stop telling me what to do
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