This is not a post about anything. This is a post about nothing. Nothing is here. These words, you see them but they’re not really there. These are just phantom words. And you, dear reader, are a phantom too. Merely an apparition. A spirit. A concept. An idea.

If you thought this was a new paragraph, you’re wrong. It’s not a paragraph at all. It’s a nothing. The nothingness that you are not reading, because it is not there.

If you want to spend your time reading this, you can, but it won’t have mattered. Because this post is not made of matter. It is made of antimatter. Of nothing. Now ain’t that something?