Dear TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY,

Thank you for your enquiry. This is not a glitch, we
have taken your money to fund the refurbishment of
the 7th floor balcony.

Kind regards

Leo Bartlett
Customer Satisfaction Department, Riced Out Bank


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> Dear Riced Out Bank,
> 
> All my money has seemingly vanished from my
> account. I was wondering if this is just a glitch,
> or if this is something to be concerned about.
> 
> Kind regards,
>
> TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY