The snark decalogues
december 23rd, 2012. my 236th banana loaf emerged from the oven with perfect color, tone, and radiation emission levels. the sun had just arisen, and i was winding down from a celebratory night of bakery.
i sampled a slice. it was... tectonicly scrumptious.
i sent jesus a instant message, and told him to come over for banana bread and coffee.
i then went over to my UNIX Terminal!$!$!%62346 and logged in. i then mounted the encryped filesystem of doom +3.
as i moved into the "mental sanitation" directory and selected a script to begin the initiative, i mused to myself: "Voltage equals current times resistance."
Juan the penguin was not amused.
i wonder what would happen if margaret thatcher and richard nixon faced off against thor, god of thunder?
i know what jesus would say: there'd be some kneecapin' going down.
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