rICEDoUTyUGO ~ HOW TO CONVERSE WITH YOUR FELLOW PEOPLES

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HOW TO CONVERSE WITH YOUR FELLOW PEOPLES
g’morrow, my children, indeed it is now time for you to learn the Ways of Conversation, as exemplifieded with the below exctract of a typical and normal discussion with your fellow carbon-basded life-forums: <Cavid> u see what i mean, they’re a buncha musical delinquents <hobernort> no they aren’t and you don’t think they are <Cavid> corrupting our children’s minds with their symphonic works <hobernort> noooo theyre not you’re wrong <Cavid> you are right, my mind has been changed <hobernort> but has it?? hmmm im not so sure <Cavid> you have opened my third eye now sir <Cavid> i thank thee <hobernort> have i? is your third eye really open? <hobernort> it honestly seems unlikely. <Cavid> yes, and you too can open your third eye by checking out today’s sponsor, Riced Out Yugo <Cavid> relevant vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQvXTRKvt5A <hobernort> is that video relevant? i dont think so. maybe reconsider <Cavid> well not strictly relevant but i remembered it and it funni <Cavid> “and if you don’t reconsider, i might consider reconsidering myself” <Cavid> —Reconsiderango, 2011 <Cavid> inb4 “but was it REALLY rango though” <hobernort> you sure you remembered it? youre SURE youve linked the right one? im not sure. and i don’t know if it was funny either. based on your historu it probably WASNT funny <Cavid> it’s leviosa <Cavid> no leviosaah <Cavid> actually i’m not sure if it was leviosa <Cavid> might wanna fact check that <hobernort> you sure? <hobernort> seems like a harmful path to me. <Cavid> yeah not sure about that pal <Cavid> either way it’s a yikes from me <hobernort> i think you are sure <hobernort> and i dont think you’re yikesing <Cavid> i disagree, i’m very sure i’m unsure rn <hobernort> i think you agree. <Cavid> let’s agree to disagree. <hobernort> no i think that’s counterproductive <hobernort> i think you know the answer but you’re withholding it from yourself <Cavid> no i’m not, i know the answer and i’m not withholding it at all from anyone <hobernort> do you ? <Cavid> yeh <hobernort> do you know the answer? <Cavid> sure <hobernort> im not so sure <Cavid> well you might wanna consider why that is <Cavid> is it because you’re scared that the answer might be questionable? <hobernort> hmm im not sure you want to know that. <Cavid> or that the question might even not be answerable? <Cavid> i do want to know that <hobernort> no you don’t <Cavid> in fact i already do, it is you who doesn’t, and who needs to fix that <Cavid> open your eyes <hobernort> i think you’re wrong and my eyes are already open and i know your version of the truth is all wrong <Cavid> well that’s your opinion. but it’s still wrong <hobernort> is it? <Cavid> honestly idk, this conversation is making me question a lot of things? even things i didn’t realise were questions, now they suddenly are? <hobernort> i don’t think this conversation is making you question more i think its making you realise all that you don’t question <Cavid> so it’s opening my third eye <hobernort> well if that’s what you think 🤷‍♀️ <hobernort> seems pretty dumb to me <Cavid> that’s cus you don’t have a third eye <Cavid> or rather you do, but you’re averse to opening it <hobernort> am i? how do you know this? are you once again basing fact off of intuition?? <Cavid> to quote you, that’s a harmful path if you don’t open your third eye dude <hobernort> i never said that <Cavid> you’re right, sorry <hobernort> you’re not sorry <Cavid> you’re right, sorry <hobernort> are you? <Cavid> no <hobernort> what if you are? <Cavid> sorry not sorry <hobernort> what if your feelings were obsolete anyway? <Cavid> what if i got an extended warranty? <hobernort> would you? <Cavid> no thats dumb, i much prefer to carry on using obsolete feelings <Cavid> honestly, quick disposal of things is so yesterday. <hobernort> im tired see u later <Cavid> ok bye, have fun opening your inner eye THATS MM YEPP THATS HOW YOU DO IT. ANY QUESTIONS MAY BE FAXED TO ME, BUT YOU WILL NOT HAVE ANY QUESTIONS BECAUSR THAT’S NOT HOW WE CONVERSE AROUND HERE MY CHILDREN bye
Posted by TRIANGUL THE ALMIGHTY @ 2020-08-14 01:53:15
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