1. How often would you say you are a totem pole?
   (often) (ofte) (oft) (of)
2. Does your ability to be a totem pole distract you from the futility of existence?
   (yeah) (fuck you)
3. must repeat lemon for approximately three stages
   (lemon)
4. Describe the natural lifecycle of the lesser guacamole (1 word maximum)
5. totem, yes?
   (yes)

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