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i have to attach a levitating walrus to an unsuspecting elevator in under 37 minutes, or my career in reality television is over -- like, finished. the frantic hours in which i furiously weld a walrus waveguide are mercilessly videotaped. a genuine hush overtakes the crew as i gently cart my walrus into the arc matrix... a bead of sweat crests my brow, and it is captured in 8k resolution. the walrus, thankfully, levitates, and the elevator rises gently out of its moorings. i have succeeded. i crack i a smile. now it is only a question of whether my walrus elevator will make the final cut
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