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1] Analyze the corresponding subspace bracket for zimmolier structure theta, with the assumption that the local cheddar is excellent. 2] This question is multiple choice: a) We'll see. b) Go ask your father. c) horse tranquilizers 3] Attached is the audio of Ms. Grettel's kindergarten classes singing Yankee Doodle, class years 2000-10. Implement a FFT and use a back-prop neural network to analyze the FFT's output. Train the network to sing Yankee Doodle. Submit a FLAC of your network's rendering, and your source code -- in javascript. 4] Please list every acronym relevant to the industry, and what you believe the acronym to stand for. 5] Compose an opera metal song about Donald Knuth. Extra points will be awarded for sounding like Blind Guardian. 6] Explain how you are helping to stop sexual harassment in the workplace. 7] Explain how pixels get on the screen. 8] Please tell us a little about yourself. Be creative! 9] Are you Certified to work In A Cubicle, in America, as a Citizen? [Y/N] 10] [*BONUS QUESTION*] Explain how to do something actually useful with existing quantum computers. 11] [*DOUBLE BONUS QUESTION*] Devise a foolproof rollout strategy for calibrating the ICC profiles on 20,000 assorted beige boxes running sundry flavors of linux. Good Luck! |
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