Strategic geopolitical prisms and unfortunate collateral incidents have caused concern in following weeks to the jabberwocky incident. The complexity of the subject was summarised and defunktulated by the easiest person Media Inc could get on skype in time. Easiest person stated "this is obviously stalins fault and I've said this was going to happen for years". Meanwhile random guy we just heard of stated in a press conference that "everything is fine, just fine" contradicting a previous statment from other guy we never heard of in the other country.....
Apologies our next article will not be shown because breaking news is coming in now that South Sudan has shifted their primary goal from genocide to nuclear capacity, the South Sudanese presminster has announced that they have been stockpiling nuclear weapons without the knowledge of international security agencies and plan to launch an initiative roughly translated as "Project Apocalypse Now, Why Not?". South Sudan has stated this initiative will categorically solve the convolution of international media. In other news-TSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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