until his exposure to Substance X, he was just a mild-mannered linear actuary, blissfully fomenting lateral financial movement in the lower intestines of a fortune 9000 corporation. orders and push. pushback and orderback. but then the Substance X, and he was all hollaback~!; alarming himself when no one answered back to themselves. he became convinced he was a mild-mannered ant-mite on a virtual reality vacation, and that the ant-mite was suffering a schizoid embolishment, and yes sir he was now thoroughly anti-embolishment because the embolishment is sabotaging my hot water taps and stealing my ted nugent records. DO YOU HAVE THEM? DO YOU?!
clearly the experiment, had unantiplated clonsuquoncenners-ment.
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