a blender of 90s web design and legal documents distorting the intentions of a sketchy nigerian, balkelite rotary fone for $50obo, probably not 3g compatible. is it ice pellets just because the yahoo weather widget says it's ice pellets? or is it actually snow? can yahoo school me on the history of plastics? dammit, jim, i'm a shark, not a petrochemist. i can't metabolize coffee off the carpet, and this documentation is like earth science class. i can see these pages are older, but this one cutting through it right here is much newer, see? that's because the html was pressurized into liquid magma and it squired through the nginxnious, the sedementary, and six layers of amazon load balancing before the squires caught it. the contract claws is a killer -- and that's coming from a real spaceship yo
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