the fact of the matter, and the reality of the matter is: i have a variety of sauces at my disposal. five, upwards of six, in my deskayalone; another half six in the brigitteaire, and yet... i am still not satisfied. there is not enough sauce variety in my existence microcosm. in addition to being deficient in sauce, my visa is out of sass, rendering me unable to suss more sauce.
consequently, rates will be going up: instead of the previous $nothing, you will all be charged 12 cents per hour to continue to exist in my reality. this month's invoice is attached. failure to "pay up suckaz" will result in all memories of me removed from your mind while you are not looking.
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