It has been brought to my attention that the government has taken to using teh internets to gain valuable secrets in order to taunt its clients more effervescently during recess and lunch periods.
So I've decided to post three (3) of shitbowl's most embarrassing secrets here, in order to fulfil my civic duty:
I'd reaallly like to get another bench grinder one day; I miss having one and it came in handy quite often.
Kitty cats are my favourite pet. Kittens smell like the way people who like the way babies smell say babies smell but babies actually smell like shit and kittens smell good.
I lost too many hours of sleep thinking about all the cool stuff I could laminate, with a laminating MACHINE.
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