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I never knew Grover Cleveland had beady eyes
Hot buttered bear claws and chocolate milk. I slit the first class letter and dumped it on the counter, knocked over the milk carton when a thousand-dollar bill fluttered to the floor. Chocolate dribble landed on it.
I held the bill beneath the hot water faucet. The ink didn't run. I found a magnifying glass. The red threads where all there, as were the dots along the President's nose. I never knew Grover Cleveland had beady eyes.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2013-08-23 05:40:28
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