the epson corporation must be thanked
  for providing me my own personal hammer ballast.
 C3293 drivers power glorious impact printing
      gordon freeman may have his impact hammer
              but i have a goddamn hammer ballast.

the epson corporation must be lambasted
  for not providing me with a hammer ballast manual.
 C3293 drivers emit uncontrolled nonsense type
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              dfglkkkkkkkkkkkjjjjjjjjjjjoooooooottt