Yugo Post #3679, in which the taxonomy of the most prominent ontological farts are declaimed:
- Brain Farts
You reach for a word you know is there, but then you are unable to find it.
- Reality Farts
Walking up the stairs, you put your foot down to step on the next stair, only to find it does not exist.
- Mnemonic Farts
You return to a place you visited as a child or listen to a distantly remembered piece of music, but you are unable to find the source of your memory.
your brain is a wonderful machine, and the best thing you can do is focus it on itself.
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