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piggly-wiggly metrics
&here is the direct formula (no potato 87% guarenteed) to send the marketing department of piggly-wiggly on a snipe hunt:

1. pick a day as national show your piggly wiggly day
2. on national piggly wiggly day, randomly moon piggly wigglies in your area
3. fill out customer suggestion forms demanding more mooning
4. start a piggly-wiggly mooner's fanclub
5. take over the planet
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-04-19 18:10:00
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