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What's that, a static cling for your suitcase? I'm going to say something that almost makes sense, but gets a fundamental concept wrong right at the end. Then I'm going to say something that's a com plete contradiction of what the last guy said. And if I'm really smart, I'll say something that absolutely doesn't make any sense and blame someone else.
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