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FERAL AMERICAN NOSEISTROSITY COMPELLED TO ANGRILY WIELD CHAINSAW ON SMALL AND FEEBLE REMINDER THAT NATURE EXISTS. REMINDER WAS SUBSEQUENTLY BURNED. RICED OUT TECHNICIANS SUSPECT THIS WAS A RESPONSE TO THE BURNING OF THE RICED OUT EFFIGY IN THE RICED OUT KITCHEN. RICED OUT CONSUMERS ARE SUBSEQUENTLY DISCOURAGED FROM ENGAGING IN RELATIONS WITH PORTLY REPUBLICANS BEARING CHAINSAWS. I APPRECIATE THAT YOU CARE ENOUGH TO CLEAN UP THE YARD, SPRUCE THE PLACE UP, BUT DO YOU HAVE TO START POUNDING ON THE WINDOW WHEN WE'RE DOING THE NASTY? YOU MAY HAVE A CHAINSAW, BUT I HAVE TERRIFYINGLY INTELLECTUAL, SEIZURE-INDUCING DANCE MUSIC.
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