Thank you for your purchase of a HeebieWizzle 9000. Vastly superior in processing power and style to the previous generation (HeebieWizzle 900), the HeebieWizzle 9000 features 24-bit plaid processing, advanced effects algorithms, in-box cataract surgery, and dedicated watsichusett -- all in a low-emissions 2U pacakge. Tweakers rejoice to see no less than 2^6 knobs dedicated to glee modulation. Built-in vaporizer on front panel, allowing new substances to be sampled into memory for later resynthesis and demangling. Lou will occasionaly come around with his clipboard and make sure things are within spec. Some other highlights include:
- Direct, Dynamic USB over ethernet
- Quad Fing Matrix
- Captain of the Skipper on EL CANAL
- De-Esser and De-Foetus Mellonizer for each channel
- Emergency tweezers conveniently built into a notch on the front panel
- Did we mention Lou?
No expense has been spared, and Riced Out Gear stands behind all its shit tenfold. Dizz bitch got teh warranteeez mang. See appendicitus 4 dat.
thx 4 $$$ njoys!!!
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