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...and doing tangible things to abstract nouns is totally IN right now. wanna get in on this, paris? i'm also waiting for lil' kim to drop a track called "hands off my prudence" only for fergie to respond with "boys eye my indiscretion," which causes much mockery as it can be tied to tangible acts of indiscretion, consequently allowing a circumstance under which boys actually could eye her indiscretion. tabloid readers experience a ten-minute brainfart. meanwhile, stephen colbert asks viewers to taste his justice, judge judy instructs the defendant to eat his immorality, and al bundy fails to get in on the action because he's just in reruns. gargle my laughter. feel my innocuousness. spank my piousness. box my anger and sell it for $14.99 per unit. pet my indifference. stroke my despair. park your brand new security in the garage. nobody will finger your shame now.
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