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why not get someone a car this christmas?? cars make a perfect, unique gift. you can even get a stupid fucking giant bow to tie on it. never mind the fact that, come easter, repo men will be loading that car onto a flatbed semi, due to your inability to make payments... IT'S CHRISTMAS!! don't be a grinch, get in the spirit of the season. drop 30k on a car you can't afford and don't need, on the premise that it will make you happy and pretty like the people in the commercials. how can you resist touching, nostalgic renditions of christmas carols played while interest and annuity terms scroll by? don't think. buy car. purchase happiness, on credit.
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