tripping hard on two brown dots of unknown origin one stormy night, Steve Jobs hatched the following plan:
- Design iPhone
- Stir iPhone mania
- Squeeze cash from cell providers via exclusivity contract
- Lock down iPhone and taunt hackers by saying "NO TOUCH"
- Hackers "jailbreak" the iPhone, and do a lot of fantastic security consulting work for apple
- Weasle out of AT&T committment early with the excuse "sry we can't keep up with teh hackers" while still pocketing commisshes
- Profit
then get lazy
let apple stock sink for a few years
and come up with another reality-bendin' biz scheme.
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