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russia!!! ! !the name strikes fear into the heart of unconsumed vodka everywherefirst founded in 1831 by sweedish nuns, mother russia (or "mo-ma-russ-a" as it was called in sweedish) was originally planned to be an elite country club for german men with spectacular moustaches. originally, the source was pure, and the moustaches remained spectacular. however, over time, standards degraded, and pretty soon german men with substandard moustaches were being let into russia (or "mo-ma-russ-a" as it was called in sweedish) with barely a glance the original mission of russia (or "mo-ma-russ-a" as it was called in sweedish) had been forgotten. russia (or "mo-ma-russ-a" as it was called in sweedish) finally gave up and decided to become a country known for funny hats, snow, and crabs dancing behind boys too scared to turn around. pretty soon, vladimir putin (yer darn tootin') moved in, and started medically perscribing flatullence for the poor denizens of the sad, sad country of russia (or "mo-ma-russ-a" as it was called in sweedish). all looked dark... but then, the chemical brothers arrived, intending to apply big beat techno for medicinal purposes!!! russia (or "mo-ma-russ-a" as it was called in sweedish) was saved!! ! ! ! ! ! !! ! next time on asshat geographie theatre, to ireland! whisky for all! |
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