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i was walking down the street minding my own business and then all of a sudden it was HELO PIE and all shimtls like that i mean my god man have you no sense of states' rights, intercontinental drift, and metropolitan daily hassles? so i passed the pepper like a good banana i was like F U PIE and kicked the fbntl out of the hammer with a nail so that's why noam chomsky had a chimp named after him named nim chimsky.
otherwise, crystalleine purveyors of superior duck quackage offered a bulk deal on consolidating your bills. they will take you under wing and massage your credit to the beak of their capabilities. come look at the whole quackag-, er, packedge.
anyways where was i PIE PIE PIE all fnording PIE!!! jesus was in a shambles he'd melted on the floor again thrice damnded bargain basement saviors i wish i had cash so i didn't have a peace of shit savior and it folded after melting i want my money back six pence please
The scary thing is, I could continue this all night. Welcome to the Yugo.
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