YOU WILL BRING ME YOUR HAM SANDWICHES. YOU WILL BRING ME ALL OF YOUR GOLD. YOU WILL SURRENDER YOUR SHIP AND WOMEN TO ME. YOU WILL GIVE ME YOUR CRUNK. YOU WILL PASS THE YUGO. YOU WILL EAT YOUR ASPARAGUS. YOU WILL NEED MY ASSISTANCE DRIVING TO WORK. YOU WILL WANT TO FEEL UP MY TENTACLES. YOU WILL WANT TO WATCH THE "U CAN'T TOUCH THIS" MUSIC VIDEO REPEATEDLY ON YOUTUBE. YOU WILL WATCH IT AND LIKE IT. HAHAHAHAH. THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO. NOTHING AT ALL. OWNED! YOU WILL PURCHASE FIRE HYDRANT VANDALISM. THOU SHALT FUNT. YOU WILL BOW DOWN TO PNRFNE. YOU WILL KEEP IT REAL LIKE I KEEP IT FUNKY. YOU WILL KEEP IT SPUNKTACULAR. YOU WILL TURN IT OUT. YOU WILL IMAGINE WHAT LIFE IS LIKE INSIDE OF A FISHTANK. YOU WILL FEED ME WEIRD THINGS. YOU WILL NOT GIVE THE PRIZE TO THE HYPNOTOAD. YOU WILL APPRECIATE ART. YOU WILL GET RID OF YOUR BULLSHIT. YOU WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE. YUGO WILL BEGIN TO MAKE PERFECT SENSE TO YOU. YOU WILL FEEL STRANGER THAN FICTION. YOU WILL CREATE YOUR OWN MEMES THAT NOBODY UNDERSTANDS. YOU WILL ENJOY THE SOUND OF MACHINES. YOU WILL LIKE IT WHEN THE COOL WIND BLOWS OVER YOU ON A HOT DAY. YOU WILL ENJOY IT WHEN THE FUCKING POLLEN IS DESTROYED BY THE RAIN. YOU WILL WISH IT TO SNOW. YOU WILL CONFRONT YOUR INNER DEMONS IN A LOTR-HIGH-BUDGET 3D-FX-CGI FIGHT-TO-THE-DEATH. THIS IS FACT. MIND CONTROL BY TELEPHONE.
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