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HIGH ENERGY CROUTON PARTICLES
MAXIMUM CRUNK, HEADING 2,3,5,7! ENGAGE!
BUT SIR, I DON'T KNOW IF THE ENGINES CAN HANDLE MAXIMUM CRUNK?! I'LL HAVE TO DIVERT POWER TO THE FONDUE CAPACITORS!@#@!
THEN DO IT YOU WORTHLESS SCUMBAG, THAT'S AN ORDER!??!@?!@?!?!?@
HEY GODDAMMIT I'M NOT A SCUMBAG, SCUMBAG. I'M A FUCKING SOLDIER, YOU INCORRIGIBLE COMBAT BOOT!
JUST FOLLOW ORDERS!
OH NO, THE CRUNK REACTOR IS OVERHEATING! THAT'S RIGHT, WE'VE GOT MAXIMUM FONDUE OVERLOAD! THE CROUTON PARTICLES ARE FIRING INTO THE AFT TACO DRIVES!!!1
OH NO, WE'VE BEEN HAXED
THE GOOD NEWS IS, I JUST SAVED A BUNCH OF MONEY ON MY CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO HEROIN
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-04 15:55:00
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