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obscure factoids you might enjoy
- man cannot build a helicopter from which man can bungee jump. the laws of physica forbid it. besides, if it were at all possible, you would have seen it on mtv last year.
- no one understands michael jackson, whatever they may claim. furthermore, from this, set theory dictates that michael jackson also does not understand michael jackson.
- there is a mysterious vortex inside washers and dryers which will, on occasion, teleport a single sock to an alternate dimension.
- despite what your watch may tell you, time is continuous.
- despite what homer simpson may tell you, purple is not a fruit. it is a hermaphrodite.
- george w. bush has a presidential retreat on the dark side of the moon. dick cheney has one in uranus.
- pertney nixon is a fiendish uncle.
- walking fast decreases your chances of cancer.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-02-16 22:00:00
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