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i was in the funkatorium, passing some funk, when elton john KO'd richard simmons in celebrity boxing. damn, i hadn't seen that one coming. one would expect a fitness "expert" to be able to take a tubby, aging musician, but apparently not. more sadly, i had $20 riding on mr. simmons.

i called my broker, arranged payment, and cancelled the money i had on lance bass.

you may call me biased - but i'm starting to lose faith in these homosexual types. no boxing skills at all.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-01-14 15:16:00
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